Why oh why?

In the search of awesome or simple swimwear never ends. Visiting the local shops  we have can be quite  frustrating. For an example, if you are looking for the most minimal bikinis ever, don't bother. There's plenty of these cheap, tacky and cheesy creatures with bling-blings and  other wierd accents. It seems that I have to wear my simple striped ones for the third summer in a row. And I wouldnt't like to buy online, too risky.

Although, wouldn't sa no to these!

Too perfect...

Seriously,  what the hell?